No offense, but...

OMG NO. This is not what I wanted. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

I remember getting chills the first time I saw this scene. And also, thinking: “WHY ARE YOU NOT CHECKING ALL THOSE CARS FOR SUPPLIES. HORSES HAVE TO EAT TOO.”

I remember getting chills the first time I saw this scene. And also, thinking: “WHY ARE YOU NOT CHECKING ALL THOSE CARS FOR SUPPLIES. HORSES HAVE TO EAT TOO.”

Mmmmm….slutcake. Wait…no.

menophiliac:

the fuck is this fence shit

Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
askinnyblackman:

this isn’t the park you piece of shit

askinnyblackman:

this isn’t the park you piece of shit


Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!


Holy fuck, people are stupid.

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!

Holy fuck, people are stupid.

The truth about 9GAG

stop9gag:

The truth about 9GAG has been exposed. Administrators are deliberately reposting content from other sites for profit. Posts like this are removed ASAP by 9GAG.

Really 9gag? You essentially proved this person right, by doing exactly what they predicted. You can’t even defend yourself correctly. Just GTFO. Learn how to use the internet. Someone please explain to me, how a site who’s only content is stuff stolen from around the internet, and has upvotes possible only by bots and sad admins, can be so popular? It’s like all the idiots gathered in one place…and that place is 9gag. 

They are gathering. The apocalypse has begun. Man the chain gun. 

stop9gag:

9GAG even steals tweets now. They immediately removed the tweet after they were caught.

9gag steals everything. At least other sites that repost, actually give credit. Like Cheezburger. If you can’t come up with you’re own jokes, at least give credit where credit is due. Or get the f*ck off the internet. Yeah, probably should do that second option.  

stop9gag:

9GAG even steals tweets now. They immediately removed the tweet after they were caught.

9gag steals everything. At least other sites that repost, actually give credit. Like Cheezburger. If you can’t come up with you’re own jokes, at least give credit where credit is due. 

Or get the f*ck off the internet. Yeah, probably should do that second option.  

txtsfromthedead:

Submitted by msmelnitz

txtsfromthedead:

Submitted by msmelnitz


Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.
And also drunk.

And also drunk.

asexual-not-a-sexual:

*phew* 

There we go. I’ve continued the sassy coming out ace card to extend to more orientations. These are intended as a joke, but they might actually come in handy if you’re being questioned about your orientation and you need a sassy retort. 

[Note: I’ve also edited the asexual one for optimum readability. If you are visually impaired, I would greatly appreciate your feedback on the legibility and readability of these comps. I wanna make sure everyone can enjoy my designs, not only those with good vision. So your feedback is a big help!]

#respect